As the nobly vested warrior armed only with chivalry proceeds boldly, head held high, through the gates of splendid Valhalla, to the side of the All-father himself, preparing to suckle at the teet of divine reward...
As the dewy cloud sends its beloved children hurtling toward the merciless expanse of space, inevitably donning the mantle of the life giving streams and oceans...
As the infant babe's ca-ca streams vauntingly hither and thither across its pale rubbery flesh, a relentless harbinger of the inevitable "poop party,"...
...so do you, reader, enter UGLY LITTLE MONKEY
